When someone is giving away free food:
My boyfriend is at Bonnaroo and good for him im sure he’ll have a great time but like wtf he hasn’t texted me since he got there so like wtf am i supposed to do like wait around? im so fucking done waiting for his fucking texts to fucking talk to me. ITS BEEN 4 DAYS. all of your friends have there phones!!!! I won’t be surprised if you break up with me when you get back because YOURE FUCKING GAY WITH YOURE FRIENDS! Do i deserve better?